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In the shoe department at Ross: Tiny girl, no older than 10, in a confident but squeaky, little-girl voice, proving she's already wiser than her loud, trashy mom, who was pointing out pair after pair of shoes for her: "Those shoes are uglier than ugly, mom. No. Offense."
Current mood: Amused